Sunny Paaji vs Ram Khilawan

Ram khilawan: Sir myself Ram Khilawan sir, rejident aaf Chhapra. Hum aapka bahute bada fan hu Sir. Ek tho autograph dijiye na?

Sunny Deol: Acha pehle koi dialogues toh sunaiye mera.

RK: Suar..bilkul abhi lijiye[Sunny deol style] “Ayeeeee……Yeh aadha kilo ka haath jab padta hai na, toh aadmi uthta nahi hai . . .”

Sunny: [smiles] Nahi nahi aadha nahi, dhaayi…

RK: dhaai ka toh aapka haath hai, hamra haath toh dui char sau gram ka raha, hamhu fir bhi aadha bol diye saram karke.

Sunny: Haath aapka hai, par dialogue toh mera tha na Ram Khilawan ji.

RK: Ohh maaf kijiye, zara hamra memory fail hui gawa, idhar ka udhar ho jata hai.

Sunny: acha acha

RK: Ek aur dialogue raha aapka…kya kehet rahe….[Sunny deol style] “Ayeeeee, ….Balwant rai ke pillon…”

Sunny: [smiles] Pillon nahi kutton…kutton!

RK: Kutton? Haan ohh maaf kijiye, zara hamra memory fail hui gawa, actually hamra bagal me sarma ji rehte hain, balwant sarma, unka yahan kaali kutiya ne char chheh pilla diya raha laasht Saturday, toh uhaan ka memory yahan beech me entry kar gaya.

Sunny: Kaafi mazedaar aadmi maloo padte hain aap. Acha ab mujhe zara chalna hoga, shot ready hai.

RK: Ek min, aapka ek dialogue raha jo hamra best hai ekdum..

Sunny: [getting impaitent] Dekhiye Ram Khilawan ji….

RK: Phive minutes sir, phive minutes aaf yuar time. U raha ke ….[Dharmendra style] “Ayeeeee, basanti, in chuhon ke saamne mat nachna…”

Sunny: [getting angry] Ram khilawan isse pehle mera dhaai kilo ka haath uth jaaye tu yaahn se chale ja…yeh mere daddy ka dialogue hai…aur woh bhi galat bola hai toone..

RK: i am bery sorry sir, u hamre gaon me chuha bahut hua raha..u karke...

Sunny: kuttttteeeeeeeeeeeeee...

[the sound of ambulance...]