[Thousands years ago in Jungles of Hastinapur, India, a ball of fire originated, and came out a NAKED terminator
He was on lookout for clothes as-usual and black-colored glasses, then he saw maharishi vishwamitra, whose dhoti was fitting his match (on red screen), he spoke...]
Terminator: I want your clothes and sun-glasses.
Vishwamitra: I don't have any sun-glasses.
Terminator: I want your clothes and sun-glasses.
Vishwamitra: Do you even have an idea whom are you talking to?
Terminator: It's all over now.
Vishwamitra: What is over now?
Terminator: I am terminator and you will be terminated.
vishwamitra: Infact the one to be terminated is you.
Terminator: How?
vishwamitra: Do you see this holy water in my kamandal, i may curse u for eternityyyyyyyyy.
[Lots of lightening and thunder in sky]
vishwamitra: You see my power. My voice leads to thunder-storms in sky.
Terminator: Negative, weather department predicted rain and thunder-showers this evening.
vishwamitra: Theek hai, ja main tujhe shrap deta hu....
Terminator: De do.
vishwamitra: Arre, Hum toh sabhi bhashao ke gyata hain, par tumhe bhi hindi bolni aati hai?
Terminator: Mere mastishk ka sanganak, aas paas ke vatavaran se seekhta rehta hai, aur is karan atyant hi shaktishaali vyavasthao ke pradurbhav ke karanvash....
vishwamitra: Aree bas kar, itni mushkil hindi, ab toh mujhe bhi samajh me aana band ho gaya hai.
Terminator: You are forgetting something. You were going to curse me.
vishwamitra: Hmm, i have concluded that you are a nadaan balak, so i am in a mood to forgive you.
Terminator: I need your clothes.
vishwamitra: I have a spare dhoti fitting my size, you may borrow that for a while.
[Vishwamitra and Terminator are now friends, and they are walking down the jungle]
vishwamitra: Tell me why are you here?
Terminator: Classified information, not to be processed.
vishwamitra: Balak tell me, come'on, we are friends now.
Terminator: Negative.
vishwamitra: Okie ill give u some more dhotiz.
Terminator: Negative.
vishwamitra: [about to speak something]....
Terminator: Negative.
vishwamitra: [angry] I'll give you a shraap that your flesh burns in hell for thousand years.
Terminator: I am a cybernetic organism with metallic structure covered with human flesh, even if my flesh burns, i'll survive.
vishwamitra: What do you think, if you wont tell me i wont know. Balak I know everything, i have a divya drishti.
Terminator: Whats that?
vishwamitra: [smiles] I know, Duryodhan has sent you.
Terminator: How do you know?
vishwamitra: He has lost the mahabharata yudhha in future and he has programmed you and sent you here to kill parents of pandvaas, so that he may rule in peace.
Terminator: How do you know that?
[Suddenly Vishwamitra stabs terminator with his kamandal and terminator's body melts and burns due to high electric sparks]
vishwamitra: [speaks like a robot] I am T-1000, advanced prototype, capable of changing shapes, i was here to terminate you, and you are hereby terminated.
Terminator: [dying] Who sent you?
vishwamitra: Prabhu Sri-Krishna.
