[Coffee Shop. Roshan is sitting when Rakshanda enters the
shop]
Rakshanda: Hi
Roshan: [texting on phone] Hey bro
Rakshanda: Bro?
Roshan: Oh sorry sis
Rakshanda: Sis?
Roshan: Oh gawd whats happening. [speaks sweetly] Hi Rakshanda, how are you? Please sit. Shall I
order some coffee?
Rakshanda: Perhaps later [sits] wassup?
How is life?
Roshan: M good, how u?
Rakshanda: M good too, how is work?
Roshan: I love my relationship with my bed. No
commitment needed. We
just sleep together every night. Ha ha ha … he he he
[made-up laughter]
Rakshanda: Dude?
Roshan: He he he, ha ha ha, heh heh … he he … ha .. he … [slowly stops laughing, can’t fake the
laughter no more]
Rakshanda: What was that?
Roshan: It’s a facebook status I read just now
Rakshanda: Bed an all kinda sounds despo …
Roshan: Still a better story than twilight , he he he, ha ha
ha .. he he, ha ha ….. he … ha… [slowly stops … again can’t keep up the fake
laughter]
Rakshanda: Roshan?
Roshan: Well that was another FB status, twilight bashing an
all , u see…
Rakshanda: No, I got that, but can you come back to real
life please? Out of Facebook plz?
Roshan: I am a bitch and a bastard combined, if you have
problems f off .. ha ha ha, hi hi hi , hu hu hu
Rakshanda: That’s the limit [starts to get up]
Roshan: Arre no no no, that was just those Ecard posts that
are shared on Facebook with a smiling face of a man, just saw that
Rakshanda: can you put away that phone, or shall I …
Roshan: [clicks a pic of her on phone and starts texting] … Instagrammed
Rakshanda, at CCD Banjara hills, shared on FB, Twitter and 17 other social
networks. [smiles]
Rakshanda: You won’t stop this would you?
[Roshan gets up]
Rakshanda: Where are you going now?
Roshan: I gotta go and pee, will you take my pic?
Rakshanda: [Angry] Inside the toilet? You peeing? You want
me to click you while you pee?
Roshan: Oh no no, just me going towards the bathroom, I’ll
upload that with my feeling emoticon “feeling the pressure”
Rakshanda: Oh My God, you need to see a Psychiatrist.
Roshan: [Suddenly sits down and starts checking the phone]
Rakshanda: What now?
Roshan: Psychiatrist …. Got it … Just joined 5 psychiatrist
groups on FB and liked 7 pages … I have added you also to two public groups [smiles]
Rakshanda: I don’t even check Facebook
Roshan: No AifBee???? How are you living?
Rakshanda: Sane
Roshan: hah wow a good one, let me update this as my FB
status.
“Question: No FB? How are you living? Answer: Sane via @Rakshanda”
Rakshanda: Dude m done with you okie, let’s go our separate
ways.
Roshan: You mean break-up?
Rakshanda: Yes
Roshan: Oh no no no, please don’t do that
Rakshanda: You and your social BS. I am fed up
Roshan: Please please don’t do that please …
Rakshanda: Give me one reason why I should not?
Roshan: Well …. for one I’ll have to change my relationship
status on 13 social networks
Rakshanda: You …
Roshan: And then I have 2137 friends on FB and they are all
gonna pull my leg. There will a Facebook Page “Roshan is now only on motion” in
my name in no time.
Rakshanda: [drinks her anger from within] … I am leaving … [gets
up and starts to walk away]
Roshan: [Starts typing on phone]
Rakshanda: [stops] You …. You are not even going to stop me
Roshan: I will I will, was just typing the new status
tagging you that you are angry and I’ll be going after you … but the wifi here
has stopped working so the status is not going through. As soon as this is
posted I was gonna come and stop you. Believe me dear.
Rakshanda: [Gives up and walks away]
Roshan: Rakshanda, … raku, raku … wait baba … ho gaya … it’s
posted, m coming …
